Today was a really sad day. You want to know why? Because my mummy left my brother and me at home to go out job hunting with my daddy. Now now, it’s not sad because I don’t get to spend time with my parents, it’s sad because I have to COOK LUNCH for myself and maybe even my brother.

So for people like me with zero limited cooking experience, I have to resort to cooking things that are relatively easy to handle. So whats the first thing that comes to mind???? The all and wonderful, simple and quick, easy and non time consuming MAGGI MEE!!!

Yet, I’ve heard of all those rumours that maggi mee is generally unhealthy and contains no nutritions. That the reason why it’s all stuck together is because they use wax to bind it together etc etc. BUT THE REAL SCARY PART OF IT ALL???

IT MAKES ALL YOUR HAIR DROP OFF!!

Of course I don’t even know it’s true but it’s just like hearing that a restaurant was cockroach infested before, or your house was built on a cemetary, they may be rumours, but it certainly stops you you and you from visiting/buying that place doesn’t it? So as I looked at my very nice, very thick, and very non bald hair, I think to myself that Maggi Mee isn’t going to cut it for me.

So presenting the new wonder product that is definitely as good, if not better than MAGGI MEE!!

MUSROOM AND HERBS MACARONI!

Now how cool is that? And it’s really convienient to prepare as well, because even a 16/17 year old like me can prepare it, so boo to you if your below 17 and can’t use a stove! But yay to all the people above 17 and can use a stove!

Ingredients needed:
1 and 1/4 cups of water (you probably need to add more then that)
1/4 cup of Milk
1 teapsoon of butter
and of course…
1 packet of Mushroom and Herbs‘

The amount of ingredients I listed is exactly so on the packaging but from prior experiences, you probably need to add more water. It gets dry really really fast and you don’t want your macaroni to stick to the pan and eat black macaroni instead.

Before adding the Mushroom and Herbs, bring the rest of the ingredients to boil first. Then throw in the packet of Mushroom and Herbs! It should look something like that…

But believe me when I say that it smells nicer then it looks! Or maybe there’s no smell (I can’t tell because I have a seriously stuffed nose). So according to the packaging, it will be done in 8 minutes! But of course all packagings love to make it seem all fast and simple and it really depends on your flame and blah blah blah blah blah. There’s probably a hundred and one conditions you need to fufil so that it actually cooks by 8 minutes!

So my best estimate would be around 10 minutes plus plus. You can see the eh, “look” of the macaroni. If it looks dead and limpy and not dancing and prancing around in circles, you probably shouldn’t eat it. And like any chef, always taste a little bit of your product before serving! Anyway, below are the before and after pictures of cooking.

So after it looks like it’s cooked and really really nice and edible enough to eat, you can plate it!

Doesn’t it just looks so much more awesome than MAGGI MEE? To those of you who beg to differ. Let me place a bowl of maggi mee that my brother cooked for his lunch here so you can compare.

Compare that to this.

Uh huh! BIG BIG DIFFERENCE PEOPLE! Plus I haven’t heard about the million and one complaints that Macaroni makes your hair fall off so I’m guessing it’s safer and healthier. You know the best part? You get to gloat to your brother that you can cook better!

YEP! You can now compete with your brother/sister on who can cook a better lunch without your parents in! Then whip out this very handy dandy packaging and make your brother/sister cry buckets of tears over why your lunch is SOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN THEIRS!!

Just to once again emphasise the difference…

YES YES YES! Thats how big the difference is!

And you can not only cook the macaroni in ONE FLAVOUR, you can cook it in MANY DIFFERENT FLAVOURS. Here are some of the others…

YAY! And I shall end my entry here! hahahahahaha. Go cook it and win your brother/sister/parents today today today!! YAY YAY YAY!