WARNING: This blog entry contains alot of expletives because I’m really rather pissed off. So if your one of those people who shun using the F word, then seriously don’t even bother reading this entry cause it’d just gross you out and whatever. don’t even get me started on people averse to the F word.

Before I continue, let me show you the ‘bus plan’ first.

I’m sitting there and that bloody irritant is standing at the place provided for handicaps directly behind me.

I happily plonked onto my seat wanting a peaceful ride. As its just 10-15 minutes to my house, I decide NOT to plug in my mp4 because it would kind of be a waste of my time. I’M NEVER GOING TO NOT PLUG IN MY MP4 EVERRRRRR AGAIN!

I’m used to the usual hustle and bustle in the bus, even the irritating high pitched laughing of tweeny boppers who think its alright for them to pretend that they own the bus and start laughing hysterically at the top of the voice.

I’m used to all the aunties treating the bus like their private market where they can start slashing prices and talking at the top of their voices.

I’m used to people being all kiasu and rushing off the bus and pushing people around like they don’t even exist.

BUT I CANNOT TOLERATE PEOPLE WHO CONSTANTLY HIT MY HEAD AND TALK SMACK ABOUT GIRLS WITHOUT ANY REASONABLE REASON.

That idiotic f-ed up basketcase CONSTANTLY hit my head. He was standing there, I was sitting down. I’ve sat there a million f-ing times and I never get hit in my head but this guy’s arse was obviously too damn big that it kept bumping into my head.

Its not even like hes the f-king hump back of notre dame for crying out loud. Not like he has some weird hump and he can’t help but hit me. Not like theres no space. It was like 8 plus at night and the bus was QUITE EMPTY.

BUT NOOOOOOO.

That irritant JUST HAD TO HIT MY HEAD.

So I turn around at him and I swear I gave him the most evilest of glares one could muster (meryl streep acting in devil wears prada might even salute me). And he just IGNORED ME and CONTINUED HITTING MY HEAD for crying out loud.

And then its ok you know. If he just did that, I just had to move my head further and not lean back against the seat.

I HAD TO HEAR HIS F-ING VOICE SAYING STUPID F-ED UP THINGS.

You know what he LOUDLY PROCLAIMED to his friend in the bus?

His friend was wearing this ‘I’m hot and your not’ t-shirt.

So this is their conversation.

Idiot: Why are you wearing that t-shirt? It should totally be worn by me.”

Which guy in the right mind actually says that to a quiet bus? Proclaim that he’s sooooo hot and everyone else is not. They should totally ban everyone from wearing that f-ing t-shirt because everytime I see it now I practically cringe in horror.

I mean seriously, WTFFFF MANNNNN. If he is speaking quietly with his friend then who the f cares right? He talks so f-ing loudly, at the top of his voice that even if people didn’t WANT to hear they would be FORCED TO HEAR.

So who cares if he thinks hes hot, I for one think he’s the most dastardly scumbag arsehole I’ve seen in my life. So whatever. I already start to roll my eyes furiously at this point and scream the f word repeatedly in my mind.

Friend: ehh… yea right. you smell weird

Idiot: You know what I smell like? I smell like how people who have had sex smell like. All the mixture of bodily fluids and all.

LIKE WTF. You probably smell worse than pond scum, worse than a skunk. You know what? I know what you smell like.

You smell worse than a dead decomposing human body that everyone around you actually has to press their handkerchiefs tightly to their faces and still they can smell your rotten corpse like smell.

Then never mind, I just continue leaning forward and pretending I can’t hear him. You know what he says next?

Idiot: I f-ed my girlfriend’s brains till it got all blown out last night.

WTF.

Seriously, he needed to say that on the bus?

And you know whats the most ironic thing. I stared at him when he got off two stops later. And he was what 15-16 at the most? Bragging his ass off in front of his friend in the bus at the top of his voice.

If he wants to have f-ing sex so much, he should just go hire a prostitute or something. and whats with proclaiming to the whole bus full of people that he “blew his girlfriends mind out”.

I seriously hate guys who think its cool to tell lies about their girlfriend like they’ve already had sex or something like that.

I’ve been there seen that and still hate it. Wtf is wrong with guys with egos so big they can’t even see the path in front of them? If they think that its ok that they can just throw their faces onto the floor, its not ok for the girl ok.

Imagine if her friends hears her boyfriend talk smack about her like that.

What would they think of her? WTFFFFF is wrong with this idiotic pond scum.

Come on la. Take a look in the f-ing mirror, you are like disgusting, filled with sores, no redeemable factor in terms of character and personality, pimple faced and all the other horrible descriptive characteristics.

If anyone actually had sex with you, you probably paid them a bunch of money.

But come to think of it, i think even if you did pay someone money, they still wouldn’t have sex with you.

Seriously wtfffffffff.

I’m sooooo going to plug in my mp4 now FOREVER. lest I hear some f-ed up moron proclaiming that ‘ohhhh i f-ed my girlfriend last night’.

And don’t even tell me he’s just a CHILD and his HORMONES ARE RAGING and its NORMAL to talk about such stuff openly on the bus or whatever.

Its obvious the wires in his brains are more than spoilt and requires immediate rewiring. And he definitely is one f-ed up person. If anyone has blown their minds, its obvious that its him.

and he actually thinks he’s hot. *gags*